This is an opinion cartoon.

Taylor Swift. Boyfriend. Super Bowl. Obviously, it’s a rigged event to re-elect Joe Biden. Duh.

OK. My sources may not be 100% correct, but word on the street (according to the Hollywood Reporter and Vivek Ramaswamy ) is:

Taylor Swift’s been dating this guy – a fake politically motivated romance – with Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, who is really a Russian spy who has been sent here to make defeated former President Trump look bad by dating a woke pop star female singer. And by association, this relationship is deflating all manly American sports, especially football. The whole NFL season has been rigged. The Chiefs will win the Super Bowl. Swift will take the field during the halftime show to announce her endorsement of Joe Biden’s reelection campaign to 100 million-plus live viewers, thereby helping to steal the election, again, from the real current President Donald Trump.

What MAGAt can resist that kinda crazy nonsense real not-fake-news information? They are all over it. Like moths to a flame.

Bless their hearts.

Related content:

Vivek Ramaswamy suggests Super Bowl could be rigged to help Taylor Swift, Biden – al.com

Dakota Johnson jokes Taylor Swift is ‘most powerful person in America’, not Trump – al.com

Joe Biden hopes to get Taylor Swift’s endorsement again – al.com

True stories and stuff by JD Crowe

The mysterious ‘Bubble Guy’ of Fairhope and the art of bubble Zen – al.com

How I met Dr. Seuss

Robert Plant head-butted me. Thanks, David Coverdale

I was ZZ Top’s drummer for a night and got kidnapped by groupies

Check out more cartoons and stuff by JD Crowe

JD Crowe is the cartoonist for Alabama Media Group and AL.com. He won the RFK Human Rights Award for Editorial Cartoons in 2020. In 2018, he was awarded the Rex Babin Memorial Award for local and state cartoons by the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. Follow JD on Facebook, Twitter @Crowejam and Instagram @JDCrowepix. Give him a holler @[email protected].

1/55