Ron DeSantis likes history the same way he likes his voters: White. And straight

Ron DeSantis likes history the same way he likes his voters: White. And straight

Florida Gov. Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis is once again injecting himself into the classroom by blocking a new Advanced Placement African-American history course in high schools. He claims the Black history course “lacks educational value and is contrary to Florida law.”

“Lacks educational value?” Know what really lacks educational value? DeSantis’ daily MasterClass on political racism and fear-mongering. He’s the boy who cries “Indoctrination!” That’s what lacks educational value.

“We wanna do history,” says DeSantis. “That’s what our standards for Black history are. It’s just cut and dry history … I view it as American history. I don’t view it as separate history. This course on Black history, what’s one of the lessons about? Queer theory. Now, who would say that an important part of Black history is queer theory?”

It’s cute how the Gator Guv tries to justify a racist decision by throwing in some homophobia for good measure. Win, win, grin for his base. And who better to speak to the Black/queer culture in American history than DeSantis?

Roy S. Johnson: Gov. Ron DeSantis’ people-as-political-pawns stunt backfired; it revealed our humanity – al.com

Critical race theory: The GOP’s crutch and weapon – al.com

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis fights critical race theory with Stop W.O.K.E. Act – al.com

Sounds like part of DeSantis’ issue with Black history truth is it’s just too complicated. And thought-provoking. And messy. And difficult to stifle. The governor needs more old-fashioned cut and dry history. Regular history. Vanilla history. White, straight history. Talk about lacking educational value …

Alabama GOP’s ‘divisive concepts’ war on education driven by racism and fear – al.com

DeSantis wants to censor anything he doesn’t like, regardless of its truth or historical significance. Hmmm, that doesn’t sound like education. It sounds like … indoctrination.

True stories and stuff by JD Crowe

The mysterious ‘Bubble Guy’ of Fairhope and the art of bubble Zen – al.com

How I met Dr. Seuss

Robert Plant head-butted me. Thanks, David Coverdale

I was ZZ Top’s drummer for a night and got kidnapped by groupie

Check out more cartoons and stuff by JD Crowe

Kevin McCarthy threw a live MTG grenade on the Homeland Security Committee – al.com

ADEM: Alabama’s pollution watchdog won’t bark. It just likes to watch – al.com

I have a dream that one day in Alabama, MLK will no longer share a holiday with Robert E. Lee – al.com

Love, prayers and support to devastated Alabama tornado victims – al.com

Abortion: AG Steve Marshall has a ‘very particular set of skills’ to punish women – al.com

GOP chaos: It’s what’s for dinner the next two years – al.com

Bryce Young and Will Anderson: Crimson Tide ‘Appreciation Day’ – al.com

Love and prayers for Damar Hamlin; gratitude to first responders – al.com

New Year’s Day 2023: We’ve got a clean canvas. Don’t mess it up – al.com

JD Crowe: Drawing 2022 into the transfer portal – al.com

JD Crowe is the cartoonist for Alabama Media Group and AL.com. He won the RFK Human Rights Award for Editorial Cartoons in 2020. In 2018, he was awarded the Rex Babin Memorial Award for local and state cartoons by the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. Follow JD on Facebook, Twitter @Crowejam and Instagram @JDCrowepix.