Johnson: What’s a ‘Black job?’ Here are 99 we proudly hold and conquer

This is an opinion column.

Some folks are still wondering what the Republican presidential candidate (heretofore called RPC) was talking about when during the debacle of a debate, he said, “Black jobs.”

I know.

Yes, the debate was an unequivocal embarrassment—for the compulsive liar (RPC), and the far-from-commanding Commander in Chief (FFCCIC). For us all. The world is still laughing.

I do, though, have a bit of clarity on RPC’s “Black jobs”—uttered at one juncture in response to, well, never mind, since RPC rarely actually responded to a question.

FFCCIC was asked to comment on Black voters who are somewhat tepid about him. Moments later, RPC ducked a question and pivoted to two of his favorite lanes: painting undocumented migrants as the scourge of our nation and demeaning Black people (when he thinks he’s complimenting us). Here’s what he said:

“The fact is that [Biden’s] big kill on the Black people is the millions of people that he’s allowed to come in through the border. They’re taking Black jobs now. And it could be 18, it could be 19, and even 20 million people. They’re taking Black jobs, and they’re taking Hispanic jobs. And you haven’t seen it yet, but you’re going to see something that’s going to be the worst in our history.”

I’ll ignore that Black unemployment during the current administration has hit historic lows. And here’s an unvarnished look at how Blacks and Hispanics have fared economically under the two most recent administrations. Hint: There’s no “big kill.”

Moreover, one of the few things worse than a racist is a racist who doesn’t know or believe they’re racist. RPC’s “Black jobs” remark is full-on racist. He’s called migrants “animals,” said they’re “poisoning the blood of our country,” and blamed them for violent crime. Now he says they’re “taking Black jobs,” a shameful effort to pit people of color against each other.

It won’t work.

Now, what the heck is a “Black job?” asked almost everybody.

Here’s your guide to 99 “Black jobs”—in no particular order. All of them “Black jobs” we hold proudly. “Black jobs” we’re killing, to put a positive twist on RPC’s words.

“Black jobs” no one is trying to “take” from us. No one:

1. Journalist

2. CEO

3. President of the United States

4. U.S. Senator

5. Botanist

6. U.S. Congressperson

7. Makeup artist

8. Governor

9. State legislator

10. Literary agent

11. Engineer

12. Scientist

13. DJ

14. Floral designer

15. Painter

16. Architect

17. Fashion designer

18. Musician

19. Lighting designer

20. Sculptor

21. Funeral director

22. Songwriter

23. Chef

24. Realtor

25. Minister

26. Film Director

27. Mayor

28. Trucker

29. Business owner/Entrepreneur

30. Venture capitalist

31. Sports agent

32. White House spokesperson

33. Interior designer

34. Dancer

35. Flight attendant

36. Museum curator

37. Nurse

38. Non-profit founder

39. Actor

40. Author

41. Costume designer

42. Composer

43. HVAC Technician

44. Hairstylist

45. Comedian

46. Broadway producer

47. Set designer

48. Cartographer

49. Police officer

50. College professor

51. Athlete

52. Neurologist

53. Photographer

54. Furniture designer

55. Dentist

56. Contractor

57. Pilot

58. Pediatrician

59. Sneaker-brand owner

60. Fashion model

61. Barber

62. Advertising executive

63. Attorney

64. Architect

65. Tech founder

66. Surgeon

67. College president

68. Landscape architect

69. Cartoonist

70. Travel curator

71. Marketer

72. Mover

73. Military General/Admiral

74. Mathematician

75. Astronaut

76. Animator

77. Poet

78. Screenwriter

79. School principal

80. Ophthalmologist

81. Play-by-play announcer

82. Magazine editor

83. Cardiologist

84. Executive coach

85. Farmer

86. Opera singer

87. Jazz artist

88. Humanitarian

89. Secretary of State

90. NASCAR pit crew member

91. Sports team owner

92. Franchise owner/founder

93. Auto mechanic

94. U.S. Postal Service

95. Teacher

96. Rancher

97. Country music artist

98. Historian

99. Veterinarian

Former President Barack Obama speaks in support of Sen. Raphael Warnock, D-Ga., during a rally on Thursday, Dec. 1, 2022, in Atlanta. Warnock is running against Republican Herschel Walker in a runoff election.AP Photo/Brynn Anderson

This isn’t all “Black jobs,” of course. I had to stop somewhere. Consider it a resource: Teachers and parents, share it among your Black students and children who may not have yet been exposed to the plethora of “Black jobs” awaiting them.

Tell them a “Black job” is any career path they choose to pursue and conquer. No one can take that from them.

No one.

Roy S. Johnson is a member of the National Association of Black Journalists’ Hall of Fame, an Edward R. Murrow Award winner, and a Pulitzer Prize finalist for commentary. His column appears on AL.com, and digital editions of The Birmingham News, Huntsville Times, and Mobile Press-Register. Tell me what you think at [email protected], and follow me at twitter.com/roysj, or on Instagram @roysj.