JD Crowe: Trump is ‘nothing:’ E. Jean Carroll is right
This is an opinion cartoon.
“It was the people around him who were giving him power. He himself was nothing. It was an astonishing discovery for me, he’s nothing. We don’t need to be afraid of him. He can be knocked down twice by this woman right here.” – E. Jean Carroll
Trump Is nothing.
Let’s talk a minute about the “people around him giving him power.”
E. Jean Carroll has more courage, balls and fortitude than the entire Republican Party – the so-called “leaders” who have bent their knees and kissed the ring of this carnival barker con man. Truth be known, they all want him gone. They just don’t have the chutzpah – like Chris Christie – to tell the truth. Some of our finest Alabama goobers didn’t know any better until they did – Jeff Sessions, Mo Brooks, Bradley Byrne, Luther Strange, Roy Moore, etc., etc., etc., etc., …
Donald Trump ordered to pay $83.3 million to E. Jean Carroll in defamation case – al.com
Katie Britt’s awkward, stinky last-second Trump endorsement – al.com
The evidence is devastating. Even Trump’s lawyers are like, ‘Whoa. This guy ain’t right’ – al.com
Katie Britt might have a future. She’s been playing it pretty awkwardly cool about not revealing her true feelings about Trump. Until she endorsed him right after he was convicted of sexual abuse – ugh. That’s not who she is. Or is it? Does she want to be his VP? Lordy. I hope not. That would be some wasted talent. Who wants to be next in line for a lynch mob?
Trump was thrilled – giddy – that his loyal violent followers wanted to hang Mike Pence, his own Vice President, on the happiest day of his life: January 6th Insurrection Day.
Taylor Swift Super Bowl conspiracy theory: What MAGAt can resist? – al.com
Latest Alabama star in transfer portal hits Nick Saban hard – al.com
Let that sink in. It won’t, I know. But give it a try. Breathe in. Breathe out. Think.
Never mind.
Good luck to Trump’s next VP. Katie Britt or whoever it is. Hope you don’t get hanged.
Trump is nothing.
Unless you allow him to be something.
Find your voice.
Vote.
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JD Crowe is the cartoonist for Alabama Media Group and AL.com. He won the RFK Human Rights Award for Editorial Cartoons in 2020. In 2018, he was awarded the Rex Babin Memorial Award for local and state cartoons by the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. Follow JD on Facebook, X (Twitter) @Crowejam and Instagram @JDCrowepix. Give him a holler @[email protected].
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