This is an opinion cartoon.

Shocking as it may seem, an Alabama man who identifies as ‘just a regular guy’ announces — out loud and in print right now in the cartoon above — that he’s voting for the Black woman. For president.

(Actually, that ‘regular guy’ identifies as a ‘dorky cartoonist.’ But the rest is true.)

Here are some economic policy reasons to vote for Harris.

Related: 16 economic policy changes Harris would implement if elected

The only other thing this regular guy dorky cartoonist would have added to the cartoon if space had allowed, is how easy this decision was to make. The final line of text in this Kamala Harris cartoon was going to be something like:

“Her opponent is an unstable, unfit, misogynist maniac who has zero respect for women, Veterans, Black people, Puerto Ricans, all non-rich people of any race, the U.S. Constitution, democracy and anything and everybody but billionaires and dictators who suck up to him and he sucks up to because that’s who his heroes are and what he wants to be: An authoritarian dictator tyrant who can use the military to punish his political enemies while he sells King Trump Version Bibles and spray-painted gold sneakers to his MAGA base to help pay off all his sexual abuse and other felon criminal hobbies.

“Oh, and what woman doesn’t love it when an angry man throws open the shower curtains and yells, “I will protect you whether you like it or not!” The Tic-Tac guy is a real charmer. And don’t get me started on what Trump was doing to this microphone …”

Ran out of space for all that stuff in the cartoon. Sorry.

Any cartoonist in their right mind — oops, no such thing — would love to have this ridiculous vulgarian as president again for the 24/7/365 source of outrageous content. Trump is a waddling, slurring gibberish-spewing garbage truck of violent nonsense.

This exhausting nightmare is a cartoonist’s dream, right?

Like a true Alabamian, this dorky cartoonist is voting against his own best interests.

I will joyfully cast my vote for the only sane, responsible adult in this election: Kamala Harris. Truth is, she’s been my favorite candidate for president ever since she made Jeff Sessions nervous in his confirmation hearings for Trump’s attorney general.

Vote your conscience, y’all.

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JD Crowe is the cartoonist for Alabama Media Group and AL.com. He won the RFK Human Rights Award for Editorial Cartoons in 2020. In 2018, he was awarded the Rex Babin Memorial Award for local and state cartoons by the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. Follow JD on Facebook, Twitter @Crowejam and Instagram @JDCrowepix. Give him a holler @[email protected].