DEAR MISS MANNERS: I loathe dogs, but I live in a dog-lover’s paradise. How can I let neighbors and strangers know that I don’t want to pet their dog or let it sniff me?

“I’m allergic” is dishonest. “I don’t like dogs” sounds like something is wrong with me. “Dogs just aren’t my thing” is not very clear.

I survived an abusive childhood where my parents sicced dogs on me, but I should not have to explain this.

I get it that people love their pets and consider them “family,” and I don’t mind standing around and chatting with the dogs present. I just don’t want to get closer.

What can I say that politely gets pet owners to, well, call off the dogs?

GENTLE READER: “I’m afraid that dogs and I don’t always get along. If you don’t mind, I will keep my distance.” We must hope that the implication that the dogs keep theirs, as well, is understood.

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