ChatGPT or insult comedian Jeff Ross?

The artificial intelligence chatbot appears to be pulling no punches when describing Mobile as “New Orleans’ awkward little sibling” according to a post on Reddit.

In the Mobile subreddit an individual shared a screenshot of a series of roasts that ChatGPT delivers regarding the Port City. Many in Mobile often state the city is the real birthplace of Mardi Gras, however, ChatGPT says that nobody is trading Bourbon Street for Government Street.

“First off, Mobile loves to remind everyone it’s the “real birthplace of Mardi Gras,” but somehow it still feels like New Orleans’ awkward little sibling who wasn’t invited to the party,” the chatbot said. “Nice try, Mobile, but nobody’s trading Bourbon Street for Government Street.”

The artificial intelligence even said that some Mobilians lack personality and substituted that shortfall with Mardi Gras.

“And what’s up with the carnival obsession? Y’all really cling to Mardi Gras like it’s your hometown’s only personality trait-because, let’s be honest, it kind of is.”

Aside from Mardi Gras, ChatGPT also roasted the Azalea Trail Maids, the weather, potholes in roads, the skyline and the “weirdest seafood buffet you never asked for.”

See the rest of the statements below:

“Don’t even get me started on I-10. The only thing more unpredictable than the traffic is whether or not your car will survive the potholes.”

“The skyline is just… sad. You have one tall building, and y’all named it the RSA Battle House Tower, which sounds like it’s trying way too hard to be impressive.”

“The humidity? It’s not weather; it’s a personality trait. Step outside for five seconds, and you’re instantly drenched in sweat and regret.”

“Mobile Bay? Gorgeous sunsets but also smells like low tide and existential dread. And if you’re not careful, you might just get stuck in the “Jubilee,” aka the weirdest seafood buffet you never asked for.”

“And finally, y’all really thought you did something with the Azalea Trail Maids. Nothing screams “pageantry” like making teenagers sweat through pastel hoop skirts in the middle of summer.”